We made lots of pizza! (Taken with Instagram)
The Goatman of Washington D.C. - This federal agricultural scientist was the victim of an experiment on goats gone horribly wrong. Nowadays, the Goatman roams the D.C. area attacking victims with an axe. However, he also might just be a crazy old hermit who lives in the woods, as per one report.
See the rest of the monsters at The Atlantic Cities. [Image: American Monsters]
Of course we get “The Mole People.”
Nooo, not goatman!
Uh, he’s real…duh. Everyone knows he lived behind the fence of my elementary school playground!